My Fellow
Adventurer,
Allow me to tell
you another tale of excitement and debauchery as I look back on my past
exploits.
As my trusty
companion Passepartout and I set out towards the shores of Yokohama, the long
journey forced us to camp out along the lush, tropical forests of the
Philippines. Late at night, a local, indigenous tribe who introduced themselves
as the Adobo clan invited us to spend the night at their camping grounds. They
sure knew how to party, as we were greeted with voluptuous women who spoke in
nothing but sexually suggestive nut puns, while a sweet and succulent scent filled
the air. After engaging in hours of drink and fornication, the tribe fell in a
deep slumber. Seeking to find the source of this delectable scent, my companion
and I followed the scent, which led us to the chieftain’s quarters, and to our
delight, we found a large pot filled with a mysterious, gooey marinade. We
couldn’t resist walking away, so we set to acquire a portion of this succulent
marinade, but to our surprise, the chieftain awakened to find us in his
quarters. We were tied up and ordered to be thrown into a local volcano, but
thanks to the craftiness of my companion, we managed to break free of the rope
as we surfed back to the hot-air balloon to continue the next part of our
journey........or at least that’s how I remember it. Honestly, I was still
buzzed from the drinks.
In the spirit of my
exploits, I have spent these recent years trying to replicate the salivating
marinade I encountered on that very night. After years of experimenting, I
believe I have done the unthinkable of replicating that very same marinade. In
the spirit of the noble tribe and the voluptuous peanut-pun speaking women, I
present to you the Adobo-marinated cracker nuts. But fellow adventurers beware,
the scintillating recipe of sweets and spices can be a bit overwhelming at
first, but do not be afraid. Share them with your fellow companions and keep
them away from indigenous tribes. But most importantly, enjoy.
Your trusted confidant,
Phileas Fogg
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